Your customers are walking wallets that need to be bombarded daily.
Your message, everywhere. All telescreens will be forcibly activated and will bombard via Audio and Video.
Shoot your information straight into their eyeballs. Contact us for Cost per Missile pricing.
Get customer attention by delivering a mind numbing electric shock when a customer clicks on your brand.
Offered to official Ministry of Truth certified partner agencies only, this option is specifically designed for high resistance targets.
Your target is always being watched.
Choose the impact radius for the location you wish to target.
We use your customers as guinea pigs for psychological experiments on a daily basis
Omnichannel targetting means we can spy on your target through six different devices at once.
AI is your friend. Our AI will fight with your competitors AI to engage the target first.
How else are we going to get big data?
Predict your targets daily routine before they wake up in the morning.
Extra Big Data
Store every piece of information about your target
Execution on a Massive Scale
Engage the target audience. Execute with precision.
Make targets click on your ad twice to hide it.
Advision is a new service to force open target eyelids to ensure 100% ad delivery rate
Servicing the target
Direct delivery and guaranteed execution via bombardment.
It was a pleasure to work with the guys at Central Ad Agency. They obliterated all of our targets with flawless mass execution.
Do not be doubleplus-un-evil.